Hapenis 

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

Hapenis 

A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.

He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.

Hapenis by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Hapenis 

The name of a bright, energetic child, bringing a happy future. Could also mean half of a penis, but we don't talk about that

"Hey! His/their/her name is Hapenis, right?"
"Yeah, people mistake it for happiness. sucks to be them."

Hapenis by uwuowotwtqwqteehee April 17, 2021

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

havenism 

A youtuber

Kale "Did you see havenisms new video?"
Reese "Yea I disliked it too!"
Kale "cunt..."

havenism by the lorders January 5, 2014

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020