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The act of cunnilingus
MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."
by general koala July 07, 2013
When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
by sweetfingers May 03, 2010