The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.
by Jebus January 28, 2005