A game of gentlemanly rivalry. The two men stand facing each other bare-chested. One at a time, each man delivers a single, open-handed blow to his opponents' abdominal area. Only one step is allowed to be taken by the deliverer, and the recipient of the blow may not evade the blow and must sustain it fully. At the end of this, each gentleman will have a reddened imprint of his opponent's hand emblazoned upon his abdominals- "the hand of god". Ten minutes (or some other predetermined time) are allowed to elapse, after which each man's chest is re-examined. A group of impartial peers will decide which man has more fully recovered and shows the lesser amount of redness and injury- this man is declared the winner. In the event that the peers are unable to come to a unanimous decision (extremely rare), the two gentlemen shall again strike one another in the manner explained above, and again be judged until a winner is declared.
While abdominal fat may cushion the blow in a game ofHand of god, it is far more susceptible to lasting tell-tale redness which can lead to a loss. Placing and timing of the blow is extremely important- proper placement can lead to the open fisted blow causing a gash that breaks the skin and draws blood- which will almost inevitably result in a win when compared to simple redness.
by Goron Saurg November 04, 2007
When you are having sex with your woman and you pull out and come on your hand and then proceed to slap her across the face.
Last night I gave Debbie the hand of god.
by Steve in Peru December 25, 2007
An ongoing game where you hold your hand near your ass and fart on it, and put your hand up to someone's mouth/nose. Very degrading.
"Ahahaha, you got your mom good with the Hand of God."
by EvanAndChris October 03, 2007
When a person stands to their side, with their arm raised straight up, covering their shoulder sensor, making them unable to be hit, only whilst player LQ of course.
BTeamScrub: Marshal, he was just doing hand of god.
Marshal: He just hand of pwnd you!
by TEHQUESTOR December 09, 2006
The hand of god is similiar in principle to the buttercup, but instead of catching your own fart with your hand and sharing it with a friend, you catch THEIR fart and give it to them. Jedi reflexes are needed to perform this feat.
Last night Richard almost got Tyler with the hand of god!
by mxdude629 October 18, 2009
A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user
Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now
by enikesx September 11, 2006
Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.
Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.
by Majik Fox October 28, 2004

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