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she is bffs with nititty and is dating the the cheesiest goober ever joshington. she has lots of friendos but her knee hates her oh and we can’t forget about the metal rods in her back. running is funning!!!
hanal by vikkicashmoneyyyyy September 16, 2019
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-Hey Tess, do you reckon eating a burrito before a rave is ok?
-Nah dude, unless you’re going to have some hanal.
-Nah dude, unless you’re going to have some hanal.
Hanal by Pusillanimou$ May 18, 2018
Hanahaki Disease
The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.
(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.
"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018
Hanae-fun-by-proxy
Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.
Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!
Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023