hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

hamster

a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor

The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."

by summmmerrrlove October 6, 2010

hamster

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor July 28, 2008

Hamster

Hamster is a code word for black people for when they are around but you feel like talking about them anyway.

*Asian walks into store* "Gosh, look at the hamsters!"

by UhhYeahhiGetcha July 6, 2010

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hamster

Southern Jail term referring to ignorant, hip-hop, ghetto gangsta mentality.

I think that hamster just stole your ride!

by Julio DelVasquez May 22, 2008