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9 definitions by Xizor

 
1.
Ok, first of all, I don't see why everyone says that fried chicken is a "black people" food... cuz i'm white and I love that shit.

Fried chicken is good ass chicken that has been deep fried in fat or grease. If you're a Yankee, you might call it "Southern Fried Chicken. "It's probably the best food ever.
I love fried chicken more than black people.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
2.
tax
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
fuck taxes.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
3.
a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
4.
A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.
Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ
by Xizor August 06, 2007
 
5.
something your mother was.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
by Xizor July 28, 2008
 
6.
A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.
What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
7.
it's a fucking fruit you jackasses!
If I heard anyone say "lime" instead of "hang out" i would probably punch them in the face
by Xizor February 28, 2008