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9 definitions by Xizor

 
1.
Ok, first of all, I don't see why everyone says that fried chicken is a "black people" food... cuz i'm white and I love that shit.

Fried chicken is good ass chicken that has been deep fried in fat or grease. If you're a Yankee, you might call it "Southern Fried Chicken. "It's probably the best food ever.
I love fried chicken more than black people.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
2.
tax
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
fuck taxes.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
3.
something your father smells of.
Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
by Xizor July 28, 2008
 
4.
a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.
by Xizor July 10, 2008
 
5.
A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.
Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ
by Xizor August 06, 2007
 
6.
something your mother was.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
by Xizor July 28, 2008
 
7.
A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.
What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(
by Xizor July 10, 2008