Hamsteak 

A nickname for the fans of the webcomic Homestuck. Usually used in a humorous or lighthearted fashion.

I just got to Act 4, am I a Hamsteak yet?

Hamsteak by hoemstook April 24, 2012

fanny hamsteak 

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

fanny hamsteak by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

Hungarian Hamsteak

The act of Having anal sex with a woman while wearing a clown mask and making oinking sounds.

I pulled a "Hungarian Hamsteak" on your mom, and she was suprised.

Hungarian Hamsteak by Rabbit thundercock January 29, 2010

The Secret HamSteak 

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

The Secret HamSteak by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

HamStreak 

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position

That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak

HamStreak by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020

Hamstead 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

Hamsteaks 

Large breast

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those Hamsteaks.

Hamsteaks by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017