Hammer P
1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
Get the Hammer P mug.
Hammer Python Weiner
A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.
Hammer Python Weiner by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011
Related Words
hammer party
From the 30 July 2003 Onion article "Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die"
"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."
"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."
hammer party by Americus Symmes June 24, 2004
hammer pants
A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
hammer pants by Xavier January 30, 2004
Hammer Pants
The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Hammer Pants by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012
Banana hammer puddin' rocket
Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
Banana hammer puddin' rocket by banana hammer March 16, 2010
hammer pump
No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
hammer pump by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006