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22 definitions by Xavier

 
1.
A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"
by Xavier January 30, 2004
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2.
gfs
Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.
Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt
by xAvier October 29, 2004
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3.
The best type of music, which contrary to the popular belief, is not an intelectual art form.
John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie parker, Canonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Art Blakey, Eldar Djangirov, Micheal Brecker, Cliffor brown, Wayne Shorter, Art Tatum, bobby Timons, Elvin Jones, Mcoy Tyner, Horace Silver, Duke Ellington, Coleman Hawkins, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gilespie, Joshua Redman, Stan Getz, Zoot Sims, Charles Mingus, Wynton Marsalis, Branford Marsalis, Lee Morgan, Paul Chambers, Thelonius Monk, Benny Golson... I hope I haven,t missed any.
by xavier June 12, 2005
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4.
A juice usually found in a bottle. I don't really like it, but a lot of people do cuz its all natural.

www.izze.com/
"i've got some izze in the fridge if you want some."
by xavier February 06, 2005
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5.
Function: noun
Asshole.
Lantus is an asshole.
by Xavier June 09, 2004
12 4
 
6.
n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.
by Xavier August 29, 2004
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7.
goth as goth can get,
without actually being goth.
man that guy is such a poser-goth! hes almost like a dudenhoeffer!
by xavier March 21, 2005
4 1