A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
by B. Stoner October 20, 2007
by ClassyBitch2016 April 3, 2016
by wakalakalover45 April 7, 2005
A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
by B. Stoner November 16, 2007
the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’
How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.
by marcsu October 14, 2018
big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better
p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care
p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care
“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”
“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”
“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”
by heartbroken<\3 July 8, 2021