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1.
a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"
that guys got a lot of chicks. He must be a Hamm
by Hammboner November 21, 2004
 
2.
It is a small colony outside of Turkey, where people are particularly adorable.
Is that new kid Jared from Hamm? He is particularly adorable.
by Mufasa Smith January 02, 2012
 
3.
Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.
I'm setting Pepaw up with a HAMM.
by Mabel Hodges May 27, 2008
 
4.
Hard.As.Mykal.Moody
Man that dude is going HAMM
by udontknowmeson July 24, 2011
 
5.
A person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. HAMM is world traveled but in Utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, ADHD'd since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms, down home space cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind. HAMM comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb, nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. He lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.
HAMM suggested the US rename afghanistan afhammistan, and he wants to call namibia hammibia. indeed,
HAMM himself is known by many other names, including but not limited to: hammazillion, hammbillions, hammbone (note the two m's, there is a difference), hammdown, gogogo, needles, and Marvin Gates. Forgive HAMM father, for he knows not what to do.
by HAMM March 10, 2004
 
6.
Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess
Watch out here comes HAMM. Man that bitch is so ugly!
by SRA BOY August 26, 2005
 
7.
He is the fat guy from Bust A Groove.
He has a fish face. He loves hamburgers!
Hamm: My tummy is so big, I haven't seen my feet in months. Burger time!
by wakalakalover45 April 07, 2005