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A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!
by B. Stoner October 20, 2007
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A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!
by B. Stoner November 16, 2007
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