Hamish

A guy with a tiny penis. Like microscopic who does not possess the ability to pleasure a woman.

We had sex last night but he was a total Hamish.

by Cewl dewd February 12, 2017

Hamish

some say he's a girl, some, a boy, but we know him as: Hamish, that random guy who likes to teabag, tea.

Dude, did that guy just teabag tea?

Yeah, he must be a Hamish.

by Hamish Is A Freak March 13, 2011

Hamish

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.

Your such a hamish!

by UGIVEMEAIDS May 22, 2018

Hamish

The OCR computer science 2019 mascot on twitter.
A brain-dead twat who, despite having "confidential files" on his computer, doesn't know how to secure them

Me: what's up
Friend: I can't secure my files
Me: you're a right fucking Hamish, ain't ya

by CPU=COMPUTERPROCESSINGUNIT May 18, 2019

Hamish

A ghoust

Hamish as in a really white Person or albeno

by Hamish is a gamer January 24, 2022

Hamish

To gain a substantial L

“Oh shit Daniel, I think I hamished that test”

by LemonLimeLick August 19, 2018

Hamish

Hamish is a bit fat swears a lot and is good a fortnite he is hot (not really) but anyway he sometimes feels left out but he never is

It's ok Hamish your not a bitch (lies)

by AmysteriousWomen May 31, 2019