hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer February 7, 2008

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

by Cazzy March 4, 2007

Hamdog

A hamster hotdog.

Hey Alex could you make me a Hamdog? My new hamster killed itself.

by ochiipika July 12, 2023

hamdog

A hotdog wrapped in a hamburger pattie that is then deep fried and served on a hoagie roll with chili, cheese, onions, bacon, and a fried egg.

After eating that hamdog, I felt like I was gonna die.

by bugmenot369 August 7, 2008

hamdogs

A hot dog in the shape of a hamburger patty.

I love hot dogs, but I love the shape of hamburgers. Now, I can have the best of both - hamdogs!

hot dog hamburger

by dragonmaster5000 February 20, 2012

hamdog

1.a penis or (shlong)
2.a nickname given to someone called Hamish

"whatsup ham dog?"
"I never touch my hamdog!"

by hammer... September 2, 2003

HAMDOG

Ham humps dogs

John : did you hear hamdog last night

Claire: yeah it smelled too

by Hotemokitten7 August 19, 2021