hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Habachel 

This is much like a debacle, but worse. Not to be confused with a "chewbachel"..which is nothing short of total pandemonium.

"Due to the lack of security, the meet and greet with Justin Beaver (sic) was a complete HABACHEL!"

Habachel by NOT SMALL May 13, 2014

Hamacher 

German farmer, expert in cow milking, beer drinking.

- You see that shitfaced guy?
- Totally a Hamacher!

Hamacher by ziiimoooon May 9, 2010

Hombaching It 

After a a few months of little to no masturbating. A male finally masturbates so hard that they cover the room in white foamy jizz.

Andrew was Hombaching it when his roommates were out of the room. But the white jizz covered ceiling gave him away.

Hombaching It by thehombachingit November 13, 2011

hamachi 

A program that easily creates a VPN without any additional changes to the computer. Router and firewalls do not hinder its use.

Let's play SC on hamachi.

hamachi by dwfirebolt99 August 19, 2007

hambackled 

The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation.

Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m.

hambackled by August Westibule May 20, 2006

Hamback 

When one partakes in crazy Friday at any Potbelly Sandwich Shop location, beware of the feverish hunchback figure who seemingly has a ham placed under his/her shirt. It is only seen on crazy Fridays, most recently at the Saline-Eisenhower location. Also called the Hunchback of Notre Potbelly.

Oh no! It's the return of the hamback! OOOOOH OOOOOH!

Hamback by Kitty O_o September 17, 2011