Hummelism 

Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.

Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!

Hummelism by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012

hamadelic 

When a piece of art (music, acting, writing) is so melodramatic, self-indulgent, and sentimental that evokes near psychedelic experience of awe, shock, and disbelief.

Wow, did you hear Pavarotti and Zucchero sing Miserere? It's mind-bogglingly hamadelic.

hamadelic by mobius mesmer December 28, 2011