Haleon 

Bigtime neocon makes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'reilly look tame by comparison. Would of bombed Iraq 12 times over if they made this crazy SOB president.
Is known to call popular radio talk shows pretending to be a deranged Michael Moore fan so he can post the conversation in its entirety for the enjoyment of his right wing message board cult following.

1.Hey did you see the evening news? Haleon was made president and we just nuked North Korea!
2. LOL, Haleon fooled another pathetic Stern wannabe into believing he's a liberal Democrat!

Haleon by Annatar August 29, 2004

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.

I went to halton moor today

Halton moor by Halton moor beautiful place April 18, 2020

Van Halen 

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

Van Halen by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

Eddie Van Halen by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

Hayeon 

A cute, intelligent, and athletic girl who has a great smile. She has the best personality ever, and will make your day by just looking at her. A great, trusting friend when you need someone to hang out, or to talk to. In other words, she will be one of the best people you will ever meet, and you never want to lose this person as a friend.

She is such a Hayeon....

Hayeon by Dontknowme88 June 28, 2011

Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...

Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Eddie Van Halen

The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.

Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.

Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).

Eddie Van Halen by Bossdrummer June 27, 2013