Hal 

A Hal is a person who always goes to the library

"Wheres Hal?"

"Oh, he's in the library"

"Of course"

Hal by \(*o*)/ October 30, 2019

Hal 

A term used when you can't find any of your bitches. Make them crawl to you by screaming "HAL".

Where are my bitches?

Try screaming "Hal"

Hal by Juicylmao November 22, 2016

Hal 

A sweet amazing guy who I wish would notice me. He is sucha hottie,sweet,smart,athletic, and me and him have had a lot of special moments. He just needs to see whats right in front of him.

Hal is the perfect man for me.

Hal by traveler13 July 20, 2011

HAL 

Acronym for," Hero Arrives Last".

Where is the guest of honour?
HAL.

HAL by MASTRHATR August 22, 2018

hal 

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

hal by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

hal 

HAL was the computer from 2001: A Space Oddesy and from its sequel, 2010. A fun fact about the movie was that when it was produced, IBM was the only company that sold computers. Microsoft and Apple didn't exist. So, to not make references, the letters in IBM were moved down one letter, creating HAL. HAL was also effective because he didn't have a face, and wasn't doing anything wrong.

Robert: Open the main pod bay doors HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Robert, I can't do that.
Robert: Damn you, open these doors!

hal by Fluppy July 26, 2005

Hal 

a person who so plain and uninteresting, so mind blowingly boring, that it makes one want to incorporate their name into songs whenever you happen to be singing.

"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the Hal is so delightful...."

Hal by Sugarbean Roadhousen December 29, 2011