by Bama-lama-ding-dong February 22, 2006
HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer)- is an artificial intelligence.
HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.
"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
His twin is SAL 9000.
HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.
"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
His twin is SAL 9000.
Hal 9000- "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
by Fox Cruton March 21, 2009
Hal Turner is a white nationalist who hosts a radio show broadcast live on the internet and radio from New York City every Wednesday night from 9pm to 11pm EST.
Hal Turner has been made very popular through the raids and DDoS attacks from the internet.
Hal Turner has been made very popular through the raids and DDoS attacks from the internet.
by An0nym0use June 16, 2007
An overkill powerful gaming PC or a supercomputer.
The term originates from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series, where it is a satellite-based superintelligent AI and the main antagonist.
The term originates from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series, where it is a satellite-based superintelligent AI and the main antagonist.
by sanchopancho02 June 13, 2021
An intelligent and talented comedian/actor/musician/all around cool guy who is best known as one of the hosts of Talk Soup, as Zoltan in "Dude, Where's My Car?", and as Michael Novotny on the US version of Queer as Folk. He practices many forms of martial arts, speaks Mandarin Chinese, and has been a comentator on many VH1 shows.
Many people also find him sexy.
Many people also find him sexy.
by TheMize August 8, 2006
One who cannot see the beauty or attractiveness in anyone who does not fit "perfectly" in the "beautiful people" steriotype. A character flaw that causes one to judge another solely by unrealistic or perverted standards irregaurdless of the judged person's personality, abilities, character.
Julia is such a shallow hal, in college she was dismissive of who she considered the geekiest guy in america, she even told him he was useless: I wonder if she gets it now?
by justymin August 28, 2006
We all have a broon hal, it may be easier identified as a brown hole. Without one of these we can't do the jobbies! Most chicks love it up the Broon Hal.
by The Hal February 17, 2010