Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage August 16, 2015

Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003

Hairy Potter

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

by absquatch September 16, 2003

Hairy Potter

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

by KC<3 February 3, 2007

hairy potter

Long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man's anus.

You're in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his "hairy potter". Usually associated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.

by Fredster August 3, 2007