When a woman grows her pubic hair long and shaves only the area right around an inch of the vagina completely bald.
In reference to Robert Goulet once having no facial hair on old albums before always having the beard. ....... I went down on a chic and she had a Hairless Goulet
by Painful discharge January 10, 2012
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A pre-pubescent take on George Michael's 'Careless Whisper':

The sexual fumblings of two pre-pubescent teens
Suzanne and David moved onto the next stage of their emerging relationship; pressing themselves closer together, they indulge in some hairless whispering.
by KillerBees August 10, 2006
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A term used to describe Donald Trump from his particularly orange appearance, referencing The Lorax from the film The Lorax
Hey look, the UK is about to start a war with the Hairless Lorax
by WazzaLyfe July 9, 2019
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WHEN A GIRL HAS ABSOLUTELY NO HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS AND IS CLEANED SHAVIN
I JUST SHAVED NOW I HAVE A HAIRLESS CAT!!!!!!!
by TYANA101 January 21, 2009
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A slang term used for a womans vagina that has no hair. (either shaved or waxed)
by colonel570 June 17, 2011
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The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 23, 2017
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A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.

A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".

Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
by ladragnfly October 28, 2007
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