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3. Hair Farmer
a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.
Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!
1. hair farmer
Any male with excessively long hair.
Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.
by Chris Rosenbaum Feb 4, 2004 add a video
2. hair farmer
A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.
by Roderick Oct 16, 2003 add a video
4. hair farmer
a dude that grows his hair out like a chick
Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s
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