halfenfreude 

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010

Haffenreffer 

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.

Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

Haffenreffer by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007

Harfenugen 

A couple of guys who witnessed a very horrible 3 car pileup and wanted to use their new slang word they had made up themselves recently.

Guy 1: Did you see that car accident on the way home from school?

Guy 2: Ya, it was impossible to miss even if the bus driver tried to drive around the back way.

Guy 1: I know I thought I was going to harfenugen.

Guy 2: Are you serious? I did harfenugen when I got home just telling my mom what happened.

Guy 1: Serious............? I told my mom and wow there was throw up everywhere, she upchucked all over the place.

Guy 2: You mean she harfenugened?

Guy 1: Yah....

Harfenugen by dragongirl702 May 17, 2009

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

hafeni

A cool good looking guy non simp can take a joke respestful kind amazing and all around good guy

Damn Hafeni is so cool

hafeni by Vhshshssjsjs November 28, 2020

Haffenwrecker 

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

Haffenwrecker by Nick Po. August 25, 2008

hafenbredl 

It is the last name of a God and who ever has that last name is related to a god

Man I wish I was a HAFENBREDL

hafenbredl by JDIDDY14 April 8, 2019