Hubbs is a person too cool for school. They're name is H-U-B-B-L-E not H-E-W-B-L-E. They also enjoy UPS guys and of course Brock Lee. They own a evil cat who occasionally they abuse. They do stupid stuff in Safeways and take pictures of it. A Hubbs will also use words such as hoodlum and knarscerklemnity (narselemity).
by natalieaja March 19, 2005
by ownt August 25, 2003
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Verb- To watch a pornography site, more specifically Porn Hub, for reasons of education, information, entertainment, or pleasure. Most notably the latter.
Example 1)
Shane: I talked to Miguel last night, and he told me that he has been on Porn Hub a lot lately.
Scott: Shut the front door!
Paul: What's wrong with that? I hubb before every meal of the day... and twice before bed.
Scott: Yea, but you can smash and wreck whenever you want. For you, it's by choice.
Shane: Yea, that's Miguel's only option. I personally can't blame the guy. It's the only way that his tiny, pathetic, herpe-infested dick can get any attention now-a-days
Paul: Ooohh, yea. Its one thing to have a baby needle chode dick, buts its another to have herpes.
Scott: Damn, Herpes is for life... Hubbin is the man's only option.
Example 2)
Shane: Hey Scott, can I use your laptop to do research for my paper?
Scott: Can't you use paul's? I'm on the Crew site now.
Shane: I would, but everytime I type in a letter for a web address, a different porn site pops up. Its that way for every letter, A-Z.
Scott: Damn, That kid Hubbs like it's his day job. Hubbin aint a fuckin joke
Shane: I talked to Miguel last night, and he told me that he has been on Porn Hub a lot lately.
Scott: Shut the front door!
Paul: What's wrong with that? I hubb before every meal of the day... and twice before bed.
Scott: Yea, but you can smash and wreck whenever you want. For you, it's by choice.
Shane: Yea, that's Miguel's only option. I personally can't blame the guy. It's the only way that his tiny, pathetic, herpe-infested dick can get any attention now-a-days
Paul: Ooohh, yea. Its one thing to have a baby needle chode dick, buts its another to have herpes.
Scott: Damn, Herpes is for life... Hubbin is the man's only option.
Example 2)
Shane: Hey Scott, can I use your laptop to do research for my paper?
Scott: Can't you use paul's? I'm on the Crew site now.
Shane: I would, but everytime I type in a letter for a web address, a different porn site pops up. Its that way for every letter, A-Z.
Scott: Damn, That kid Hubbs like it's his day job. Hubbin aint a fuckin joke
by Juke-Spook February 28, 2011
by SmokeKrillsandDropOutofSchool April 23, 2010
by hubbsmcgubbs November 28, 2010
A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.
Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016