A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
by Alfie The Horndog July 19, 2005
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A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.
"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."
by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004
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A girl who wants to be fucked by everyone and everything that she sees, including certain types of vegetables.
Did you see that ho outside getting fucked by a big-ass carrot
by Dapper/Dipper Dan March 24, 2021
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A lazy feeling or impatience towards a specific task or activity.

"Hos" = a combination of patience, energy, and will.
1)
(thinking about a project)
"I have no hos for this."

2)
-"Do you want to go to tonight's frat party?"
-"no hos"
by davoood December 4, 2011
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hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood
tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you
by liz kindle February 28, 2004
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How Santa relaxes in his garden during the "off season".
1) Nothing Santa likes better than a row of Yukon Gold potatoes he can ho ho ho.
2) Santa's zucchini patch has become a tough row to ho ho ho!
3) Unless Santa is raising only "iceberg" lettuce, we can't really be sure WHERE he chooses to ho ho ho his garden.
by Kindly Wise December 24, 2005
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