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Horton’s Law
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
Krista Horton
The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021
Horus
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n. Horus is one of the most ancient deities of the Ancient Egyptian religion, who appears in his earliest form in late Predynastic Egypt. Represented as a falcon, his name is believed to mean 'the high' or 'the far off' and his earliest connections are to the sky and kingship, derived from being the son of Hathor or Nut, as a sun god. Because the cult of Horus survived for the whole of the Ancient Egyptian civilization that extended for thousands of years, he gained many forms and associations.
Horus was usually represented as a man with a falcon's head. One important association is the Eye of Horus which was an Egyptian symbol of power (first identified with Wadjet and seen on images of his mother, Hathor, as she was emerging from the reeds) and of the offerings made to the god Osiris and by extension, to all of the dead. In one myth cycle Horus' left eye is injured during his struggle with his uncle Set, who had murdered Osiris in an attempt to seize the Egyptian throne. The Eye of Horus, its injury, and subsequent restoration became an important symbol for the unified land of Egypt and in the funerary rites of the renewal after death.
n. Horus is one of the most ancient deities of the Ancient Egyptian religion, who appears in his earliest form in late Predynastic Egypt. Represented as a falcon, his name is believed to mean 'the high' or 'the far off' and his earliest connections are to the sky and kingship, derived from being the son of Hathor or Nut, as a sun god. Because the cult of Horus survived for the whole of the Ancient Egyptian civilization that extended for thousands of years, he gained many forms and associations.
Horus was usually represented as a man with a falcon's head. One important association is the Eye of Horus which was an Egyptian symbol of power (first identified with Wadjet and seen on images of his mother, Hathor, as she was emerging from the reeds) and of the offerings made to the god Osiris and by extension, to all of the dead. In one myth cycle Horus' left eye is injured during his struggle with his uncle Set, who had murdered Osiris in an attempt to seize the Egyptian throne. The Eye of Horus, its injury, and subsequent restoration became an important symbol for the unified land of Egypt and in the funerary rites of the renewal after death.
When the Genie calls to Osiris in "Aladdin and the King Of Thieves," what screeches back is not Osiris, but Horus.
Horus by Dan Weyandt December 28, 2007
Horus_The_Local
Horus_The_Local by Peculate October 11, 2018
Hortencia
Hortencia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She always smells really good and always has on a bomb ass outfit. Don’t ever let her go! She is so sweet and caring. Once you get to know her, you will see how funny and cute she is. She is full of energy and love and always wants to explore places and travel. Many girls are jealous of her amazing personality and her good looks.
Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.
Hortencia by suckmydickie September 10, 2020
Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003