HOB

noun: a creepy old man (elderly one) who enjoys hitting on younger, foxy ladies. short for horny old bastard.

EWWW that HOB is totally staring at my boobs!

by PapooseGnish January 26, 2010

HOB

A British English term for the cooker rings on a gas/electric stove top. It is "hot spot" of the stove. Most Americans would refer to this area of the stove as the "eye" of the stove or simply the burner.

Place a pot of water on the HOB and bring to a boil.

Don't touch the HOB, it is hot.

by WDH-UK November 8, 2012

HOB

"Hoe over Bros" Someone who chooses to go out with his hoe rather than chill with his bros.

Craig Jolly is a HOB.

by Nathan Bennell September 4, 2003

HOB

Stands for 'Hair On Back' as stated in Californication (S03E01) by Karen (Hank Moody's wife). She was describing an ugly man she allegedly had a date with.

"...bad breath, HOB..."

by gprujansky September 19, 2009

HOB

House of Balloons. Mixtape by The Weeknd

I was vibin' major hard to HOB last night.

by XOweeknd July 16, 2014

HOB

Acronym for "Hot Ol' Bitch".

An older, usually 35-45 (sometimes older) year old woman still posessing attractive qualities from her youth.

This term only has full effect with gentleman in an age bracket that would allow said HOB to be the onlooker's mother.

A HOB is a deviation of a MILF, but a HOB doesn't necessarily have children. Just like "all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares", all MILFs are HOBs, but not every HOB is a MILF.

I saw this HOB at the lake today, no husband either!

by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004

HOB

Short for, "House of Blues"

"Hey where you going tonight?"
"The HOB, they are having a sick show tonight!"
"Oh cool! I wanna go!"

by Jeskah July 31, 2009