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HOBsex
noun: a creepy old man (elderly one) who enjoys hitting on younger, foxy ladies. short for horny old bastard.
EWWW that HOB is totally staring at my boobs!
by PapooseGnish January 26, 2010
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HOBsex
A British English term for the cooker rings on a gas/electric stove top. It is "hot spot" of the stove. Most Americans would refer to this area of the stove as the "eye" of the stove or simply the burner.
Place a pot of water on the HOB and bring to a boil.

Don't touch the HOB, it is hot.
by WDH-UK May 28, 2012
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HOBsex
"Hoe over Bros" Someone who chooses to go out with his hoe rather than chill with his bros.
Craig Jolly is a HOB.
by Nathan Bennell September 04, 2003
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HoBsex
(abbv: Husband or Boyfriend)

The male version of the now popular WaG (Wife and Girlfriend). Can be used for different occasions including when feminists want an equal phrase for the male population.
Louis Walsh: Hey did you hear Sharon beats up her HoB?
Simon Cowell: Who? Do you mean Ozzy?
Louis Walsh: Yeah thats the one, Sharon is a HoB Beater!
Simon Cowell: Poor Ozzy...
by Maxctran July 08, 2009
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an acronym that stands for Hoes Over Bros,

like when your boy isn't hangin' with you because he's off with his woman.

Totally ditching you
Dude, your being hella H.O.B right now! That trick is trouble
by Used to live in Mendo October 02, 2008
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HOBsex
Stands for 'Hair On Back' as stated in Californication (S03E01) by Karen (Hank Moody's wife). She was describing an ugly man she allegedly had a date with.
"...bad breath, HOB..."
by gprujansky September 17, 2009
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The word 'hob' is to describe something that is vulgar and disgusting, that you do not like. It can also be referred to the person feeling ill.
'This food is hob!'
I feel hob!'
by utterly-mike December 22, 2006
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