by fidgetKingfisher June 21, 2009
half-joking
A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.
A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.
A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj
by demonkoala October 14, 2020
An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text.
by dayfpg September 23, 2020
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
by Darrius August 31, 2004
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you.
by TottalynotJin October 6, 2017
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.
ps; truedat :D
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.
ps; truedat :D
by plantpolice August 12, 2007