Stands for Hannans Hash House Harriers. The Greatest Hash club on the planet. The IV is actually Roman numerals for the number 4.
Hey Cockers are you going to H.IV tonight?.

You bet! It's a special run and there's bound to be Skimpies.
by Grant Wholey April 10, 2008
Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV)

When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.
Tim: Hey what school did you go to?
Mike: Johns Hopkins University
Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?
by Numnah May 02, 2009
Hangover induced vomiting, normally associated with AIDS (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Dude, I drank so much last night, I woke up this morning with a serious case of HIV. Oh no, here comes the AIDS....
by BobertShmobert November 22, 2010
It makes having fun a lot less fun. And more terrifying.
"Honey I have HIV."
"Well I don't . I just got tested yesterday."
"That's what I thought."
by I am a female July 14, 2016
HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) - any of several retroviruses and especially HIV-1 that infect and destroy helper T cells of the immune system causing the marked reduction in their numbers that is diagnostic of AIDS—called also AIDS virus, human immunodeficiency virus.
HIV could definitely be AIDS if left untreated.
by Adrianna Lazaro February 27, 2015
a nonchalant way of refering to HIV, usually stated "the hivs". Originating as a play on "the hives", or the statement "...broke out with a case of the hives".
Cunty Queen #1- "! I just realized I haven't seen that bitch Dante at the bath house lately. I wonder if the twat is still breathing..."

Cunty Queen #2- "Girrrrrl, how 'bout I heard the bitch done broke out with a case of the hivs."
by w0nderb0ydp74 February 22, 2010
Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.
Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.
by Ha-mes April 15, 2009
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