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15.
HIV
Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.
Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.
by Ha-mes April 15, 2009
 
16.
HIV
What the ho's hand out. No not Human immunodefiency virus. Head In Vehicle.
Guy 1:Man them chicks over there be giving HIV.
Guy 2: Nigga why you want that, man yo dick gonna fall off.
Guy 1: Not that shit, man the good HIV, Head in Vehicle.
Guy 2: Yeah, man!
by joey king April 07, 2009
 
17.
HIV
a super bitching band from the western mass town of Belchertown, employing hardcore puck riffs with intense vocal work and meaningful lyrics. Also known s "the high fivers"(from the slang term for those infected with the disease for which the band is named), and "the hiv"(pronounced phonetically)
"man did you see that sick set the hiv played last night?"
"no dude I missed it when I passed out from that super intense orgasm I had after the first song"
by Cameron Kavanagh June 25, 2007
 
18.
HIV
a super bitching band from the western mass town of Belchertown, employing hardcore puck riffs with intense vocal work and meaningful lyrics. Also known s "the high fivers"(from the slang term for those infected with the disease for which the band is named), and "the hiv"(pronounced phonetically)
"man did you see that sick set the hiv played last night?"
"no dude I missed it when I passed out from that super intense orgasm I had after the first song"
by Cameron Kavanagh August 20, 2007
 
19.
hiv
Pronounced, "high five" (from hi - v (5)) - a surreptitious way to describe a person with HIV. Also, "HI-fiver"
The junkie in 2 is a high-fiver.
High-five coming in by ambulance - gown up!
by Anonymous July 31, 2003