HIB

1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)

When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.

Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!

by Steedman26 January 27, 2021

HIB

A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey

- synonyms- slut/whore/

" wow, that girl is such a hib!"

" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"

by APH8R January 28, 2010

HIB

Hair I Buy

Person1: Ronda has HIB
Person2: Don't you mean HIV?
Person1: No, HIB. Hair i buy.

by lovelikerain August 20, 2011

HIB

HIB stands for harassment, intimidation, and bullying. This is a real term, and is used by school districts in an attempt to help stop bullying. He who commits HIB is dubbed a “hibber”. This is also a heinous insult, and very effective as well.

He was suspended on the grounds that he had committed HIB.

by Anti-Hibber3227 May 4, 2018

HIB

Another term for HIV.

Used by unintelligent people because they do not know the correct term.

Darnel, did you sleep with that fat cow MooLeesha?

"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"

by mike87111 January 14, 2012

Hib Hib

A slang term to describe someone who is like 30 years old but speaks like a teenage girl. They are also ugly and they dress like a homeless child molester.

Don't look, it's a Hib Hib! Hide your identity!

by Jeremy Georgeburn May 22, 2008

hibs it

In sport - To fall at the final hurdle. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. To go on a bad run of results just when you are a stick-on for winning the league.

Derived from Hibernian Football Club's (wee team in Edinburgh) unerring ability to shoot themselves in the foot. An example being the Scottish Championship/ Premiership playoff final in season 2013/14. Hibernian 2-0 up and cruising from their away tie at Hamilton then contrived to lose the home leg 0-2 and lose the tie on penalies. Hilarious stuff.

Looks like the home team are going to Hibs it here John.

by Bigus April 18, 2016