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High Expectation Asian Father.

The concept of having super strict asian parents who only care about sending you to Harvard.

Not studying tonight? No rice for you.
Will you go to prom with me?

I'd love to... but my HEAF won't let me talk to the opposite sex until I'm in medical school. Bye.
HEAF by skippppy July 1, 2010
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When punched specifically by an Indian in the stomach this is the noise that is made.
I got punched by an Indian guy named Dylan and said "Heaf" out of pain
Heaf by Heafer June 15, 2021
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Scottish slang. To haul, or carry. Also can mean to throw something heavy or cumbersome with your full body.
Pronounced "heef. "
I heafed a whole sack of flour up those stairs!
I've got to heaf this lot into the skip.
That fool tried to tackle me so I grabbed him by the waist and heafed him off to the side.
Heaf by LancerUD July 16, 2021
Heaf is short for fat head.
Hey heaf!
Hey heaf!
heaf by John Doe July 14, 2004
its related to weed and other cannabis culture things
Guy 1: dam man u got dat heaf?
Guy 2: hell yea man smoke dat shit on the regs (no pun intended)
Heaf by Dr. Faggotballs September 7, 2013
A button that is pressed or smacked that makes one fall in love with someone that goes by the name of Fraser.
I will smack the heaf because Fraser is so cute
Heaf by Lexi Mer April 17, 2019
The plural of hoof
That goat has nice heaf
Heaf by jhony test February 13, 2022