HAM

Hot Ass Mess!!! Referring to someone that is just plain tacky looking and don't even know it.

Damn, the clothes she has on makes her look like a HAM.

by SexyShaunLuvsFB June 21, 2007

HAM

noun. The name to call one who has half a leg, his new name will become HAM (Half A Man)! :) ((didn't know you could make your own, now I do. Have fun today, and see you on Tuesday!))

Queening is HAM! Yay, your turn buddy to write a word to put in the best dictionary in the world!

by WhooshMush May 18, 2007

HAM

A man's flaccid penis.

I love HAM, said ryan. It just tastes better!

by Hammy Goldstine February 5, 2008

HAM

Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way

You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.

by SJW666 October 7, 2011

HAM

1. Horny and Mexican, 2. Hard as a Motherfucker.

1. Jose walked out of the strip club (his grandmothers house) all HAM.

2. I was so HAM in your mom last night bro, she was lovin it.

by George "the Faget" Fisher April 2, 2010

HAM

A place where a bunch of pocket protecter wearing lame asses gather to talk on 2 way radios. Usually a bunch of real lame ass geeks. Always on HAM Radio

Hey albert, I'll hook up with you and the rest of the chess club on the repeater.. With the rest of the losers.On the ham radio

by Scottdawg November 1, 2005

HAM

H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker

"I went HAM on those CPC's!"

by gerri2011 December 12, 2011