So you want the low-down on H.A.F? Well. they're basically just a bunch of kids who waddle around Cumberland, causing shenanigans. H.A.F stands for HIGH AS FUCK. All they do in their spare time is smoke weed, or find out a way to get money to buy some more. They're a bunch of loser wannabees.
Hey you there! YEA you! the one with his pants pulled down to his knees! That sign says no walking on the grass, ohhh you hooligans! ooo that must be H.a.F!
hey we need to buy some more bud. You got bud? we need bud! Hey you got money for bud? I wish I had some bud.