A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant. They can come in different variations and be put in your house. They can also make really annoying/really cool noises if you turn them on.

Jake, why do you feel the need to put all of your annoying Gyroids in one room and turn them on all at once?

Gyroid by Amelia Q November 14, 2004

Related Words

Gyroid • gayroids • Groidslop • groid • Groid's Law

gayroids

A term indicating that someone is being extra gay or is displaying an amount of gayness that seems extraordinary.

"Man, you must have taken some gayroids because you are actin' extra gay today."

"Lay off the gayroids, you are beyond gay right now."

gayroids by BFochs February 19, 2009

gyroid

A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.

Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.

gyroid by pornstitute July 15, 2021

gyroid

A beautiful mathematical surface which divides all of 3-space into two disjoint, interpenetrating, chiral regions. It is a triply periodic minimal surface.

The complement of the gyroid is a beautiful structure with many Y-shaped junctions.

gyroid by Ratushebarl March 14, 2009

Groids

When you urinate so hard that your genitals get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.

Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.

Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.

Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!

Groids by Lost My Virginity in a Dennys April 2, 2024

Groidslop

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.

I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.

Groidslop by Zipdox June 7, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026