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A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant. They can come in different variations and be put in your house. They can also make really annoying/really cool noises if you turn them on.
Jake, why do you feel the need to put all of your annoying Gyroids in one room and turn them on all at once?
Gyroid by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
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gayroids 

A term indicating that someone is being extra gay or is displaying an amount of gayness that seems extraordinary.
"Man, you must have taken some gayroids because you are actin' extra gay today."

"Lay off the gayroids, you are beyond gay right now."
gayroids by BFochs February 19, 2009
A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.
Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.
gyroid by pornstitute July 15, 2021
A beautiful mathematical surface which divides all of 3-space into two disjoint, interpenetrating, chiral regions. It is a triply periodic minimal surface.
The complement of the gyroid is a beautiful structure with many Y-shaped junctions.
gyroid by Ratushebarl March 14, 2009
When you urinate so hard that your genitals get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.
Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.

Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.

Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!

Groidslop 

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.
I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.
Groidslop by Zipdox June 7, 2025