Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.
by Yourlovee September 21, 2019
A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".
by PaulusLovesMe July 3, 2013
A beautiful muscular man you see at the gym. He makes your heart rate quicken, your blood boil and gives the perfect motivation for working out. Watching him might also teach you a few new workouts. Because you and he have the same schedule and same routine, you develop a casual relationship in your head.
But never talk to him. This will shatter your hollow crush and thus lessen your motivation. He has nothing interesting to say. His fridge is full of protein powder and milk. His only conversation topics surround the gym, how often you workout and critiquing your posture.
But never talk to him. This will shatter your hollow crush and thus lessen your motivation. He has nothing interesting to say. His fridge is full of protein powder and milk. His only conversation topics surround the gym, how often you workout and critiquing your posture.
A: "Hey, I'm heading over to the free weights"
B: "Isn't that your Gym Boyfriend over there?"
A: "Oh you know it, swoon! Maybe he'll grunt in my direction"
B: "Well, aren't you ever going to talk to him? Ask him out?"
A: "What? And shatter this perfect illusion?"
B: "Isn't that your Gym Boyfriend over there?"
A: "Oh you know it, swoon! Maybe he'll grunt in my direction"
B: "Well, aren't you ever going to talk to him? Ask him out?"
A: "What? And shatter this perfect illusion?"
by Quixotic_K March 26, 2009
The act of not only re-racking the weights that you use at the gym, but placing them on the rack that they belong. Usually this concept is too difficult for the meat head to grasp due to the steroids not only shrinking their balls, but their ability to understand common courtesy.
Look at me you piece of shit meat head!! I'm placing the weight back on the rack and NOT leaving on the floor after I'm done with it cause I have gym etiquette. Next time try sticking that needle in your fucking eye instead of your ass you fucking blight on society.
by Guru on a hill February 17, 2011
A person whose personality and lifestyle are heavily influenced by the gym. All of their life choices usually revolve around lifting and proper nutrition.
by AYdefines February 18, 2022
Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.
Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
by TJKumar May 10, 2016