someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs
80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup
by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004
I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.
by Untimelyzephyr June 27, 2021
somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
by I, Wreckerrr May 4, 2021
Guys in girl pants like to show off their natural figure.
Most people think they are gay. No!! Most of the boys who do this are usually straight. Alot of teenage emo girls like guys in girl pants. Because girl jeans are usually tighter and that always make their butt look good.
Most people think they are gay. No!! Most of the boys who do this are usually straight. Alot of teenage emo girls like guys in girl pants. Because girl jeans are usually tighter and that always make their butt look good.
girl: "wow! hurry up turn around!"
girl's friend: "why?!?"
girl: "cause look at those guys in girl pants!"
girl's friend: "holy crap that's nice..."
girl's friend: "why?!?"
girl: "cause look at those guys in girl pants!"
girl's friend: "holy crap that's nice..."
by A girl. September 25, 2006