The code by which each and every man must and will follow. The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8 or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a sexual favour for every rule she has read. Any man found breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no sports, no bars, no trucks, no video games, and unfortunately, no porn.

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. Th...

The honor and respect all guys should show to their friends. Even if they are only slightly friends with this guy. You can never talk to, hang out with or do anything nice for my girl unless it is first approved by me. Never rub another man's rhubarb! Furthermore, you cannot change your relationship with her if we ever break up. Ending the friendship along with castration is the prefered punishment for breaking any of these rules.

The unwritten code that all guys must follow in order to be a man. Unless you are a homo then your more along the lines of girl code. There are things to follow when using guy code. Guy code is the RULES of being a man and any "guy" that says that guy code are more like guidlines theyre probobaly a homo.