Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumburping gutterslut by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

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gutterslunt

A slunt that lives in gutters and drains, the dirtiest type of slunt (a woman who is a combination of slut and cunt).

Chris's mom is a huge gutterslunt

The homeless chick you slept with had gutterslunt written all over her.

gutterslunt by gutterslunt May 11, 2009

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Gutterballin

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.

1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"

Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

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