A tall Spanish boi who kicks short gingers for no reason. Nicknamed Gutavo. He's good at every single sport without even trying. He has to wear size 13 Nikes (MENS size 13 Nikes) even at age 13. He has a way of getting out of math tests and science quizzes by pretending to be sick, even if he's not! He denies it but he's really gullible most of the time.
Person 1: Wasn't Gustavo supposed to write the math test?
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP
by Rafael Alejandro Brakayangwm November 19, 2019
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Brother of the infamous Orvatsug. Sponge-kin promoted to God hood after sacrificing one half of his moustache to save the universe. From a homosexual alien fleet.
by _nigr0s September 1, 2019
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1. the really cool guy on drumline.
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus
Gustavo, when are you going to buy krystal her dinner and gatorades?
by PRiNCESS KRYSTALLLL (: July 17, 2006
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A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.

Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.
Gustavo's water broke 10 minutes ago, but he's eating a banana.
by YEAHIDIDIT1234 June 5, 2011
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Gustavo is a young but vibrant & outspoken man who’ll become President of the United States one day. If you can remember what happened in election 2016, you’ll remember 2040.
Gustavo doesn’t count all his chickens.
by Fish broth November 23, 2021
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A Masculine name. Also can be nicknamed Gus or Guga. Usually from South America with Italian roots. Usually has a big heart and is short. He is caring, loving, and loyal. He would make the perfect boyfriend. He also is emotional and very sympathetic. A Gustavo is shy if you meet him for the first time but when you get to know him, he is himself. Also is very dedicated to his sport and has a huge motor. Usually has dirty blonde or brown hair and dark green or hazel eyes. Also he is aggressive with a lot of things especially when it comes to the chick in the bed. Or driving to the hoop and getting a basket or driving towards the goalie and scoring a goal.
Oh that kid over there that is shy must be a Gustavo.

That kid is short and aggressive, he must be a Gustavo.

His nickname is guga he must be a Gustavo.
by Real Dude December 12, 2016
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