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When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.
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I need more gunties - mine are all dirty.
gunties by Aces and Eights February 13, 2007
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Gungie is like another word for friend. Or anything you want it to be tbh.
Hey gungie.
You look so gungie.
gungie by Chile....Idek January 6, 2021

gundgies 

fart-filled pants

The existence of a pair of gundgies is a temporary phenomenon, though there are undocumented cases of what were though to be average pants later revealing themselves to be gundgies.

Gundgies often manifest themselves most viscerally when the owner stands from a sitting position or vice versa. Walking often is a means to weaken the existence of gundgies, but also results in an increased area of effect. Gundgies are especially long lived in sitting positions, and are often exacerbated by corduroy or a thick blanket.

Gundgies can also be used as a means of surpising friends. Particularly with a pair old corduroy pants, the gundgie owner may confidently approach a friend and use a wringing motion to free "gundgie whoof", much to the surprise of all.

Pronounced: gun-jeez
Brody squished his gundgies at me.
gundgies by Bominitious June 30, 2010
Any bodily orifice that you want it to. It can be used for other purposes even just to spice up a sentence.
Penny: Oh my god my gungie is so itchy.
Tyra: Do you have lice?
A word for any body part. Specifically private parts.
My Gungie hurts.
Gungie by pristineuduser August 10, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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