Gunoff 

When two buff persons of the same gender make eye contact at a beach or other public area, they are automatically bound by the law of the land to enter in a competition of flexing called simply a "gunoff".

Mark got challenged to a gunoff yesterday and lost... He's just not the same anymore.

Gunoff by Patnic May 13, 2010

Gunoff 

A gunfight between two rival gangs; specifically located behind the 7-11 in Santa Ana.

I found out she was in a rival gang so I immediately stopped talking to her and planned a gunoff.

Gunoff by Not Patnic May 14, 2010

Gnoff 

n: Gnoff
Any imperfection in a blunt

v: Gnoffing, Gnoffed
Fucking up on a blunt; the action of putting a gnoff in a blunt

n.
That blunt has a major gnoff in it.
Shit! That's gunna canoe like a mothfucker, its got a huge Gnoff in it

v.
Fuck you, Larry! You gnoffed the shit outta that blunt.
Don't give a blunt to a women to roll, or she'll Gnoff it.

Gnoff by Rev Bluntz and Killa Shankz January 27, 2010

gonoff

to read shakespeare by your bedside, with only candle light to see by.

also meaning;someone who is very up themselves and enjoy mocking people whom does not read shakespeare

ROMEO ROMEO! oh darn, the candle went out.i shall go out to mock those who do not read shakespeare.HAR HAR HAR!i am such a gonoff.

gonoff by popyo May 12, 2007

Gun off 

Another term for blowjob. Also called gat off.

That bitch gave me a gun off. She gatted my boy. She gunned my boy. Then i realized SHE was a HE. Whoops! Now i am confused and not sure who I am. I am en route to Sri Lanka or Dubai or the swiss alps in search of the dali llama to figure out the meaning of life and who I am. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, should I blast myself?

Gun off by Mul hester August 26, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008