The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.
"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."
by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023
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When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.
José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!
by DD917 September 16, 2022
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When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."
by GetTKd December 13, 2021
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When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.
by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022
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To be very happy about something.
Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr
by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022
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The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
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