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Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.
Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".
Sneak-Gumming by Jamieleets April 6, 2010
Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.
I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

Nut Gumming 

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.
i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.
Nut Gumming by bigcrazy May 23, 2012
the act of a toothless person, such as an old lady or a carni, giving head, and all you get is gums
That carni just gave me the best gum job!
gumming by Dooe April 4, 2003
The act of a video game character lagging across a map without moving its legs, like Gumby. The past tense is Gumbied
Bob: "Dude, did you see that guy?!"
Jim: "Yeah, he was gumbying across the fucking screen."
Bob: "Totally just gumbied."
gumbying by Ricky Stack December 27, 2014
And act of oral sex but without teeth.
A gilf gumming (sucking) someone off
Gumming by skottio October 5, 2008