Gumby girls usually practice one or more of the four yogas, are kind, less concerned with the superficial, and make great partners. More concerned with overall actions and traits of ongoing goodness, they measure intrinsic value in goodness and integrity rather than monetary value.
Well-rounded bachelor finishes his yoga routine with a feeling of complete happiness - with exception of the Cardi-B worshiping women who he seems to be surrounded by and wonders aloud “where is my gumby-girl?”

The gumby-girl is many men’s definition of perfection. Kind, more selfless, loyal, dependable, and a good business partner. She keeps balance of her mind, body, spirit, professional life, portfolio, and academic ventures… She is a goddess who doesn’t need him, yet wants him. A union with her leaves you both better off!
by Tegritus March 2, 2022
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