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Gumball Machine 

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
Gumball Machine by applejoe June 25, 2020

wacky gumball machine 

Recieving fellatio from a male or female while he/she is on the toilet defecating; a reverse blumpkin.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend taking a shit and instead of being kicked out of the bathroom she took off my pants and gave me a wacky gumball machine!
wacky gumball machine by goldberg December 18, 2004

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine

Ghost Gumball Machine 

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!
I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.
After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!