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gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.
'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'
gumballism by Celtrix June 22, 2017
The man at the store put a gumband on the customer's newly purchased poster.
gumband by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers
Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.
texas gumball by TexasPaul October 2, 2020

gumballguy347 

An anitok creating Bozo who can't post any Ws , JoJo is mid - he misses every video, pulls no bitches, every video is an L of his, a walking L - MHA and Kakegurui are peak - cry
L gumballguy347 "JoJo is Peak and you watch it"

W MHA fan "Kakegurui, MHA and tanjiro solo every anime, cry"
W guy - "@fwtanjirosolos_ carries anitok"
A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".
As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.

My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.
gumada by succulentboi March 18, 2004
A lazy wanna be momma's boy that thinks he's all that and is embarrassing to be seen around.
That dudes a gumball! He doesn't look like he's seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.
Gumball by Ball333 November 17, 2013