Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus 

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus by Death Menace April 17, 2022

gumba 

Italian slang for close friend, best friend, companion, pal.

Hey Gumba, let's go to the ball game.

gumba by Richard Caro January 9, 2005

gumba 

italian slang for a close male friend. can be used either for family or friends that the speaker feels are close enough to be in their inner circle. not to be used for a woman.

hey, gumba, c'mere, i gotta tell you something

gumba by heygumba32 December 14, 2010

gumba 

It is an american-italian coruption of the sicilian word for "godfather".

Still the same usage as simply meaning "life-long friend" or the like.

Hey, gumba, whats cracking?

gumba by maleorderbride May 13, 2005

Gumba 

A "Gumba" is a vape but when hoes from the ghetto they say "gumba"

It's a South African slang, mainly from the city, Johannesburg.

Brah pass the 'gumba'
- it will hit, it's 50 nic
Yooo

Gumba by Peachy_peaches February 11, 2020

Gumba 

1. A person who is careless in either actions or remarks in a way that is often offensive and/or sarcastic but usually not too serious. The term is used playfully because a person being a Gumba, much like the characters of similar name in Super Mario Bros., is not to be taken as a serious threat, just playfully annoying.
Many Gumbas don't know how weak they are or else they would never behave in ways that encourage others to stomp on their heads.

2. An insult used when you want to seem more polite than you feel. i.e. "It's nicer than calling someone a retarted idiotic bafoon."

(Looking at old pictures)
MAN: I can't remember when my hair was that dark

WIFE: Wasn't it a few weeks ago!? (referencing his attempt to dye it which he regretted)

Man: You're a Gumba

Gumba by Graymalkin42 April 12, 2010

crawdad gumba 

Crawdad gumba is not man nor thing but a being from beyond known to be an apparition or spirit that dewls within all of us that causes the hunger some of us can control it but others give in to the hunger feeding crawdad gumba providing energy until the strong enough to devour the host

We must feel the hunger of crawdad gumba

crawdad gumba by JB12JB March 19, 2016