Gumaer 

A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.

That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.

Gumaer by Football2492 July 23, 2012

Gumser 

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

Gumser by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Gumbercules 

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

Gumbercules by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

blue gummer 

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.

1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!

blue gummer by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

Dragondick-gumler 

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.

Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

Dragondick-gumler by Dragondickgumler420roflmao November 11, 2021

Gmaer

Gamer but gameryer

John:wow what a gmaer
George:that sure is a gameryer gamer if i've ever seen one

Gmaer by Shavlo December 5, 2019

blue gummer 

A spear chukka, jemima, nigger, etc.

We don't allow blue gummers in here.

blue gummer by Vladimir Putin October 16, 2005